I can't help it. They are what I'm attracted to. And they love me back. This is a tribute to the men that I find sexy and what I would love to do to them! Actors, Models, and Athletes!!! The SEXXIER the better!!
If you ever wonder why some stars are not public about the Black women that they date or marry, take a look at the publicity history of Colin Farrell. He was all over the tabloids and tv about his BAD BOY antics. Everybody loved him. Everyone in Hollywood wanted him in their blockbuster movies and independent films. Then came the sex tape.
The key to being a true star is this: Be the guy that other guys want to be. Whether you are Tom Cruise, Tommy Lee, or George Clooney. Other men want to believe that if they worship you, that can have what you have: the money, the fame, and most importantly, the women. He was a hardcore, unapologetic party boy who was not quiet about his drinking, drugging, and sexing. Yet, if you are acquiring the women that they don't want, you go down. This is what happen to our favorite Irish boy. Colin Farrell had the nerve to LOVE a Black girl, Nicole Narin. When the world saw this, all of the sudden, he needed to go to rehab. What's up with that?
If you wanna see the footage of him loving on a sista, click here.
Josh Duhamel, 36, and Fergie aka Stacy Ann Ferguson, 33, got married January 10, in Malibu, California. That's messed up!! That's right, I said it! I AM HATING?
Why do guys who look like Josh have to be from places like North Dakota!? What's a sista like me gonna do in North Dakota without looking obvious? I might as well walk around wearing a t-shirt that says "I AM HERE TO STEAL YOUR MEN!".
Plus, how long do I have to wait to get married? I'm already 38!! Seriously!!
I'm originally from Medford, Massachusettes, a suburb right outside of Boston. One of my early childhood friends, Shireen, eventually moved to California to become a sucessful model/singer/actress. She's incredibly beautiful!! (that's her REAL hair, y'all...not a weave!!)
After high school, she joined a girl group called The Good Girls that got signed to Motown Records. The Good Girls were an opening act for NEW KIDS ON THEBLOCK where she met and dated Jordan Knight for a while. I wish I could spill some juicy details, however I don't have any. Sorry.
Shireen's career has included catalog work, the cover of Seventeen magazine, sitcoms like "3rd Rock From The Sun", "Sienfeld", and "The Steve Harvey Show", and the Jessica Alba show "Dark Angel", the soap opera "The Bold and The Beautiful", and the movies "House Party 3" and"Love and A Bullet".
Jordan Knightcould actually be friends in real life. I'm convinced of it. I can picture us hanging out at our favorite dive bar, knocking back a few, and causing chaos. Talking about the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK days, discussing global politics, and cutting the sexual tension between us with a knife. I came to this conclusion after coming across an article about Jordan in the Boston Globe. In January 2006, a fan and reporter posted an article about an interview with him at an Italian restaurant. I have laughed so hard when I read this. Check this out!!! You must read this!!
Find more photos like this on Kiddnation I'm not quite sure who this girl is, but I think I LOVE the bitch! Not only does she do one of the best interviews ever with New Kids On The Block members Jordan Knight, Joe Macintyre, and Donnie Wahlberg, but she gets to mack on all SHREE (that's ghetto for 3) of them. I don't care what nobody say ( ghetto for my opinion is my own), this bitch is the new Barbara Walters!! She needs her own show!! Can Katie Couric boast of having her tounge in Donnie's mouth? I don't think so!! If this girl teaches a class on "How To Be A Hoe That Hooks Up With Celebs", I will be the first in line!! I'm not gonna hate on you, boo!! Just hook a sista up!!...DAMN!!!
I suspect that being one of nine children was a powerful factor in shaping the person that Donnie Wahlberg has become today. With such a strong Leo personality, he must have had a need to be seen, heard, and followed. Whatever it was that steered this Boston boy in the direction of the performing arts, it has made an impact in many a pre/post pubescent girls' (and some boys'...let's admit it) sexual fantasy.
From Tampa, to Toronto, to Tokyo...Anahiem, Annapolis....Miami, Manchester...Seattle, Sydney...We SCREAMED for Donnie. And he ate it up. It fed him. Nourished him through performances beginning in Dorchester, carried him at the Apollo in Harlem, powered him on stage at the American Music Awards, and finally, motivated him to the silver screen. We needed Donnie to remain in the spotlight. Donnie has repeatedly said he is not motivated by money; his motivation comes from being an artist needing to express himself and be heard.
He needed us not only to remain interested, but to be proud of his accomplishments. And we have. Today, he is respected as a character actor, singer/songwriter, and music producer.
All on top of being a divorced father of two. Which I'm DYING to touch on for a second. Who is this Kim Fey person exactly? I know that the story is that the pair met while Donnie was doing his baby brother's album (like I have to explain who Marky Mark Wahlberg is to y'all). I suspect that she is on of the the back up dancers on the cover of "Music For The People", the Latina looking one with the short hair and biker shorts. But, that's just a guess. Anyway, how can someone so loved by millions of women (and some men) be so horrible in a marriage that you gotta divorce his ass? Seriously?...Seriously! She knew that he is a BIG FLIRT when she married him. If infedelity was an issue, if I was Miss Kim, I would just let it go! It's DONNIE for Christ's sake. Is he coming home too late from the tittie bar? Get your ass to the strip club with him! Make sure he has enough single bills to tip the strippers with. Messin' around with all kinds of hoochies? Hell, hop in a threesome or two. Have the other chick tickle his balls while you handle the assplay. Get that shit all on tape. Make sure the camera is in a good position and the lighting is okay. It all pretty simple really. Don't get mad if he has to go away for a few months to do a movie!! You a soldier, girl!! A ride or die chick!! Hold the household down and have dinner on the table when he walks back in the door. HOLD ONTO THAT MAN!!! He is Donnie Wahlberg. The last thing I would want is to see his face walk out the door forever because I as his wife have a few dumb hang ups.
What really pisses me off about Miss Kimmy divorcing Donnie is me and other fans' financial investment in his happiness and well being. Let me explain. As the buyers of concert tickets, pillowcases, watches, Coca-Cola, Mac Donald's, and books (official and unauthorized), we the fans knowingly gave our hard earned cash to NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK. As a result, they became multi-millionaires. We wanted this to happen. We wanted them to be happy and continue making us happy. We knew that this included eventually getting married, having kids, and living pleasantly. We are VERY supportive of their partners and admire their ability to handle the chaos. Therefore, as Donnie's wife, we the fans expect Miss Kim to keep Donnie happily married. And she best not be getting HALF of his shit!!! That's right, I said it. I'm not quite sure how the laws are in California. But, Lord, please tell me they made her sign a prenup.
Now, I totally think that Donnie is a beast in the bedroom...or kitchen floor, park bench, backseat of a Camaro (oh,wait a minute,that was me), or tour bus bunk. I remember reading somewhere that one of his sisters supplied him with condoms of NKOTB's first national tour. She told him something to the affect of not coming back with a bunch of babies!! So, homie know how to do the damn thing.
But exactly what kind of lover is he? Possibly, his sexual tastes may be a bit kinkier than most think. I mean, he IS practically a typical Type A personality. Maybe he's more of the type that needs to be DOMINATED in the bedroom. The type that likes to be tied up, smacked across the face (carefully, of course), and made to crawl on all fours while being led on a four foot leather leash (click here to get a visual). A little submission is a good way of keeping one's ego in check. I bet he would look hot in a leather chasity device. Or maybe a nice open mouth gag, just to have easy access to his tongue. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks the man doth speakth too much sometimes in interviews. A gag would shut him up nicely.
Anybody that has the pleasure of being even partially naked in his presence has to be blessed.
But back to him talking a lot. I love the interviews where he just goes on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgewise. I TRULY do. I not only enjoy what he has to say, but the looks on the other guys faces! The interviews from back in the day are much different from the ones today. Being a Hollywood actor may have something to do with it.
The Lotus would be a good position to start with for about 15 mins. Just to get over the shock and awe of having sex with Donnie Wahlberg! Then, in honor of his brother's show "Entourage", some time in the Turtle position. And to finish things off, mostly because I would want a good view of him finishing, the Fuck Face!
Finally, I just want to say that it hard to really choose a true favorite between Donnie, Danny, Jordan, Jon, and Joe. I've only made this post longer than the others because I had the time. Danny was my favorite back in the day, so his post will be a special devotion.
What an incredible night! New Kids On The Block in Las Vegas!I was lucky enough to get a ticket for a seat that wasn't in the nosebleeds!!I wasn't happy about going alone, but after a couple of cocktails I did NOT Care!
Here are some pics of me and some girls before the show.
I asked everyone to throw up "THE BLOCK"sign!
The after party was at LAX nightclub at theLuxor. It was a madhouse!
I waited in line for about an hour then gave up! I decided to play slots for a bit
until the line died down. I ended up getting in with no problems, but missed the guys performing!!
UPDATE: After meeting Jon in person, I have to increase his F@#Kability Rating to 98.7 out of 100. The man is insanely handsome and a sexy, sweet muthafucka!! He is SO my type!!
Jonathan and Jordan Knight!!!! You can't get any cuter than family members in a boy band together. Better yet, the ultimate boy band, The NewKids On The Block!! TheBackstreet Boys attempted the same cuteness factor with cousins Brian Litrell and Kevin Richardson, but the Knight brothers' DNA could not be topped!! There's gotta be nothing better than to have by your side your blood brother when on the ride of a lifetime.
If I remember correctly, they had 2 older sisters and 2 older brothers. So, they were the babies of the family, Jordan being the youngest. I remember reading that his two older sisters cried when they found out their newest baby sibling was yet another boy. But the girls quickly changed their mind when Jordan was finally brought home; he was just too cute to deny affection!! I guess that was just a foreshadowing.
Jordan's fans were struck by his baby face, the soulful falsetto, and, let's not forget, the dance moves!!! I actually had a friend who was lucky enough to be the opening act for NKOTB when she was the lead singer of a group called The Good Girls. Jordan was so sweet to her after the tour was over, he called to check up on her after the LA riots. They may have even dated for a short time, but you didn't hear it from me.
A true Taurus, warm hearted, loving and determined, Jordan's showmanship helped his solo career!!
Jonathan, the quite Sagittarius, warm, friendly, and adaptable. Jon was known as the shy one, but he must have had an undercover player side. He was still able to date teen star Tiffany!! Then, he went on to become a sucessful real estate investor after the group broke up, taking a well deserved break from the stage. The years were GOOD to my boy!! Just look at him! Handsome as ever. I choose NOT to believe certain internet rumors about his dating life. Let's leave it at that.
Little did we know about the struggle these two brothers were having with social anxiety. Yet, they were STILL able to deliver stellar performances one after the other. That is what I call TALENT and PROFESSIONALISM!!!
F@#kability Rating: Jon-90 out of 100
Jordan-92 out of 100
Sexual Positions: Jon-Spoons would be perfect a sensitive lover like Jon. He seems like the type that would make love to you for an hour, get up to make you a snack, and then cuddle you to sleep.
Jordan-As a former breakdancer, the Viennese Oyster should be no problem for Jordan. He's got 2 kids to prove it.
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